Saturday, October 13, 2007

November to April? Actually, it took

ATTEMPT ON THE
PART OF THE UNITED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT NEITHER EXISTS NOR
PARTAKES IN ANY EXISTENCE-LIKE ACTIVITIES EXCEPT FOR THE OCCASIONAL VISIT
TO ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SEAFOOD BARS OR SUSHI RESTAURANTS. IT IS LIKEWISE
RIDICULOUS TO ASSUME THAT THE UNITED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT BECAUSE
THE UNITED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT DOES NOT EXIST AND THUS
CAN EXERT NO SUCH CONTROL. PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR PLACES
OF BUSINESS AND CONTINUE ABOUT YOUR DAILY ACTIVITIES UNTIL SUCH TIME AS YOU ARE NOTIFIED THAT THE METACARTOONIST OR ANY OTHER PERSONAGE TO PORTRAY THE UNITED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT DOES NOT EXIST.

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