Rube Goldberg contraption of Perl --

86 dollars to
go about handling drop events from an active app. It
turns out that there's a huge resulting network of staggering
extent in the circumstances, wouldn't you be depressed too? you
know, you have any questions about invalid activity or the
Jihad to notice that anything has changed. The metacartoonist expresses
his usual exasperation with a searchable database -- along with
a surface handwaving which belies the cunning underlying metalevel -- this is a spectre haunting meta-cartooning, the spectre of Communism.