Monday, July 9, 2007

Then done = True Wend End

YOUR PLACES OF
BUSINESS AND CONTINUE ABOUT YOUR DAILY ACTIVITIES UNTIL SUCH TIME
AS YOU ARE NOTIFIED THAT THE UNITED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT
NEITHER EXISTS NOR PARTAKES IN ANY EXISTENCE-LIKE ACTIVITIES EXCEPT FOR
THE OCCASIONAL VISIT TO ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SEAFOOD BARS OR SUSHI RESTAURANTS.
IT IS LIKEWISE RIDICULOUS TO ASSUME THAT THE UNITED ARMED
PENGUIN FRONT DOES NOT EXIST. ANY ATTEMPT ON THE PART
OF THE METACARTOONIST COULD BE UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE UNITED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT HAS COMMENCED EXISTENCE AND EXPECTS YOUR UTTER AND SLAVISH OBEDIENCE IN ALL MATTERS, ESPECIALLY SEAFOOD-RELATED.

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